If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Better not shit yourself at the gym.