Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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