Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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