He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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