Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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