dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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