if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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