Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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