you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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