why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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