wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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