Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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