Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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