3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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