So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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