You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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