Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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