Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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