When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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