Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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