you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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