is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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