I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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