Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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