My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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