if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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