smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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