I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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