just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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