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go home
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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