I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Less talking, more tequila
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.