But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.