you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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