To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I've blown a few things in my day
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend