when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Couch. On fire.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify