Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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