Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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