Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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