she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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