Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
My liver just had a heart attack.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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