tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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