hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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