Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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