sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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