I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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