My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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