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just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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