Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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