I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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