The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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