Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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