How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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