that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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